I was looking forward to the World Cup. Let's review what happens in the lead up to any televised important soccer fixture:-
1. Loads of rubbish banter between tv pundits.
2. Both teams line up in the tunnel along with some children and sometimes even the referree/linespeople have children alongside (some special needs kids).
No problem, so far.
3. Teams line up for respective anthems after entering the field of play. No doubt we'll see some players who don't even recognize what anthem is being played. Others lip-sync (thank God for that!).
4. Anthems over, each player shakes hands with each of the opposition team and officials. It gives the impression that the competition has started and let the best team win. But, no!
Kids disappear.
5. Match ball is placed in centre circle. Both teams form a separate huddle.
Emotion rises.
6. Match begins. Ten seconds later some tackled player takes a dive. This continues unabated. Some players will then decide to referee the game suggesting who should be "carded." As the game progresses the diving and acting as if they were involved in an aircrash continues.
7. TV commentator suggests along the way that the diving technique should have been perfected.
8. Goal chances are spurned inside the penalty area and strikers favour taking a dive for a penalty over a 40% goal scoring opportunity.
Thank God for Hurling and thanks to the former landlord and Dublin Bainisteoir, Mr Gavin for the rules changes in Gaelic Football. I think I'll give the World Cup a miss - I'd have difficulty in watching overpaid soccer ponces faking injury, taking dives, stupid refereeing etc.