When [NAME] asked me to be best man, I was absolutely delighted because it meant one of my lifelong dreams was being fulfilled ... I got to be the ring-bearer like my hero Frodo!
The wedding I heard it at was a few years ago, closer to the date that the films were released in fairness.
Also I'm an accountant!
Open with. someone told me that the best man speech has to be as long as the groom can make love so heres to the bride and groom...................
This is the fourth time today I've gotton off a wam seat with a pice of paper in my hand