- Not knowing the difference between a Standard PRSA and a Non-Standard PRSA
- Not knowing the difference between a PRSA and an AVC PRSA
- Not knowing that you can't transfer an occupational pension scheme or AVC of €10K or more to a PRSA / PRSA AVC without a CoBC
- Valuing your own time but not anyone elses
- Explicitly stating that you are looking for advice in a submission
- Assuming that you'll get no help with maturing a pre-retirement pension if moving to an ARF or Vested PRSA
- Overconfidence
- Not being truthful with your information
- Looking for an advisory service at execution only prices
- Not reading the information on the website
- Sending 3 emails and making 7 phone calls within an hour or two insisting that you want to buy the product 'right now'
- Asking for a fund recommendation
- Not understanding that some managed equity funds are perfectly good substitutes for index trackers
- Requesting access to a fund on a product that isn't listed on the fund guide that you've read.
- Asking why you can't buy the product cheaper from the product provider
- Picking up the phone right after receiving the information to discuss the information that you haven't yet read
- Assuming that the EO intermediary wants to do business with you
- Not enough research done - has kind of an idea but brimming with confidence because some anonymous person online told them they'd be mad not to do the transaction on an execution only basis
- Bringing zero respect for the proposition on offer, or intermediary, by assuming they have zero costs or are not in business to make money
- Sending lengthy emails demanding what you want but ignoring all the specific information on the website (or in the documentation)
- Submitting lengthy AI generate slop as 'research' as a 'show' of how much you know and won't be fooled
- Submit a request for 'pension information' when there are 8 pension options available on the website
- Not knowing the difference between a self-directed pension and an execution only one
- Demanding that the intermediary research the entire market for you and supply you with pricing on all pension products, from all providers.
- Looking for a lower AMC now, because your fund might be worth €1m in 30 years time
- Assuming that you can never ask the intermediary for the transaction a question once the transaction is executed. Mainly, because an adviser who wants to sell you something more expensive tells you so.
- Choosing 10 funds, because that's the max that's allowed.
Yes, of course some of these are tongue in cheek.