DrMoriarty
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Petrol stations with no air pump. What the hell is that about? It doesn't turn a profit, so let's not bother replacing it when it's stolen, fixing it when it gets broken, or even installing one in the first place...?
You can choose from a full range of wines and assorted beverages, six different kinds of flavoured coffee, order hot food, fresh flowers, peruse a selection of magazines and newspapers, buy lottery tickets, or sample an impressive array of wildly overpriced groceries and household sundries.
But you want air for your tyres? Nah, sorry, we don't 'do' motoring needs. We're a garage. Moreover, and once you've queued up behind a line of paying customers, of course, we've instructed our highly-trained staff to stare blankly when you enquire about it, as though it were the seventh secret of Fatima you'd asked for, and then mumble some lie about it 'not working at the moment', although in reality we never even had one in the first place.
Ah yes, it's been one of those days!
You can choose from a full range of wines and assorted beverages, six different kinds of flavoured coffee, order hot food, fresh flowers, peruse a selection of magazines and newspapers, buy lottery tickets, or sample an impressive array of wildly overpriced groceries and household sundries.
But you want air for your tyres? Nah, sorry, we don't 'do' motoring needs. We're a garage. Moreover, and once you've queued up behind a line of paying customers, of course, we've instructed our highly-trained staff to stare blankly when you enquire about it, as though it were the seventh secret of Fatima you'd asked for, and then mumble some lie about it 'not working at the moment', although in reality we never even had one in the first place.
Ah yes, it's been one of those days!