Peter Kay Questions :
1 Why do we press harder on a remote control
when we know the batteries are flat?
2 Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient
funds" when they know there is not enough?
3 Why does someone believe you when you say
there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
4 Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
5 Why do they use sterilized needles for death
by lethal injection?
6 Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
7 Why does Superman stop bullets with his
chest, but ducks when you throw a gun at him?
8 Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
9 Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word
"lisp"?
10 What is the speed of darkness?
11 If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you
pack it?
13 If the temperature is zero outside today
and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
14 If people evolved from apes, why are there
still apes?
15 If it's true that we are here to help
others, what are the others doing here?
16 Do married people live longer than single
ones or does it only seem longer?
17 If someone with a split personality
threatens to commitsuicide, is it a hostage situation?
18 Can you cry under water?
19 What level of importance must a person have
before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
20 If money doesn't grow on trees then why do
banks have branches?
21 Why does a round pizza come in a square
box?
22 How is it that we put man on the moon
before we figured out it would be a good idea to
put wheels on bigger suitcases
?
23 Why is it that people say they "slept like
a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two hours?
24 If a deaf person has to go to court, is it
still called a hearing?
25 Why do people pay to go up tall buildings
and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
26 Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip,
leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change? .....
They're still going to see you naked anyway.