It doesn't get worse than this . . .

[ClubMan]

Apparently, when the cleaners came in, he...didn't stop.

And he was exposing his [broken link removed] to them...

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[Jock04]

And he was exposing his [broken link removed] to them...

[broken link removed]

heh heh


jaysus, though, that pic brings back memories (of much more innocent fun)

didn't realise then I was pedalling pornography

 

[Hoagy]

Not his fault at all.
The bloke in the shop told him it was a mountin' bike.

 

[shootingstar]

as they say.... "tiz like riding a bike, you never forget".. This fella wont anyway...

 

[elefantfresh]

Ah, Shootingstar - welcome back - didnt hear from you in ages.

 

[ney001]

Are you guys yankin my chain!

 

[ninsaga]

Did they actually determine the blokes sexual orientation .... you know was it a mens bike or a woman's bike he was being all amorous with?

 

[cole]

I'd say he was cycosexual.

 

[Hoagy]

It's a disappointment for the green lobby.
According to them cycling produces fewer emissions.

 

[z105]

Keeping this thread freewheeling along -

In 1997 Robert Watt, 38, was fined £100 for trying to have sex with a shoe in an Edinburgh street (BBC)

A hundred pounds - he was definitely walked on by the Judge

 

[ClubMan]

In 1997 Robert Watt, 38, was fined £100 for trying to have sex with a shoe in an Edinburgh street (BBC)

Did he have a shoehorn?

 

[z105]

Did he have a shoehorn?

If he did I'd say he'd need to see a head Doc(tor Marten) !

 

[z105]

God these are getting Corny now

 

[ninsaga]

Well - as the saying goes.... if the shoe fits (screw it I forget the rest!)

 

[Jock04]

In 1997 Robert Watt, 38, was fined £100 for trying to have sex with a shoe in an Edinburgh street (BBC)

caught trying to do a runner

 

[jasconius]

News from Newmarket; a stable boy has been arrested for having sex with a racehorse. Apparently he had been grooming it for months.

 

[Crugers]

Apparently, when the cleaners came in, he...didn't stop

I thought that the best advice was that if you come off your bicycle, you should just get straight back on...

 

[cole]

I thought that the best advice was that if you come off your bicycle, you should just get straight back on...

Recycle as it were?

 

[ClubMan]

Maybe he was just adjusting the brakes with his tool? Or was it the bell end?

 

[Carpenter]

Keeping this thread freewheeling along -

In 1997 Robert Watt, 38, was fined £100 for trying to have sex with a shoe in an Edinburgh street (BBC)

Was it a slip-on?