It doesn't get worse than this . . .
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Sadly, it's true. (He must've moved to Scotland from elsewhere, surely!
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I remember this doing the rounds at the time of his original hearing, and recall Clubman rightly defending the misguided fellow by saying "at least he was wearing [broken link removed]"
)I remember this doing the rounds at the time of his original hearing, and recall Clubman rightly defending the misguided fellow by saying "at least he was wearing [broken link removed]"
This reminded me of Flann O'Brien's "The Third Policeman"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Third_Policeman
"The gross and net result of it is that people who spend most of their natural lives riding iron bicycles over the rocky roadsteads of this parish get their personalities mixed up with the personalities of their bicycle as a result of the interchanging of the atoms of each of them and you would be surprised at the number of people in these parts who nearly are half people and half bicycles."
Life imitating Art!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Third_Policeman
"The gross and net result of it is that people who spend most of their natural lives riding iron bicycles over the rocky roadsteads of this parish get their personalities mixed up with the personalities of their bicycle as a result of the interchanging of the atoms of each of them and you would be surprised at the number of people in these parts who nearly are half people and half bicycles."
Life imitating Art!
elefantfresh
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All joking aside, how can he be done for this? In a locked room with his bike. Yes, its odd alright but who knows what people get up to behind closed doors. I don't understand exactly why he's in trouble.
Good story though!!
Good story though!!
Apparently, when the cleaners came in, he...didn't stop.
Should've checked his brakes.
elefantfresh
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Maybe it needed oiling