Yummy Mummy

Thanks to you, Smashbox, I am getting out more in this fine weather. You tipped us off about the €350 offer for Dromoland Castle and Ashford Castle last December, I booked, and Mrs Oldtimer and myself are off to both hotels this week-end.
 
:D Nice one oldtimer, hope its lovely for you both! At least you have gorgeous weather to look forward to - hopefully!
 
Teatime said:
I would find this sticker very annoying if it was false advertising but you haven't told us whether she was a yummy mummy or not. Blonde with sunglasses could mean she's a golden retriever.
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Sorry, couldn't tell if she was a dog. Could only see the back of her head.
 
oldtimer said:
Thanks to you, Smashbox, I am getting out more in this fine weather. You tipped us off about the €350 offer for Dromoland Castle and Ashford Castle last December, I booked, and Mrs Oldtimer and myself are off to both hotels this week-end.
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So which one of you got Dromoland and which got Ashford ? :)
Did you draw straws ?
 
Well I've since deciphered what MILF is thanks to the link above. Last evening I asked my other half did he know what MILF was and he told me it was a section in the porno shop as far as he could recall, but he wasn't exactly sure what the initials stood for. Apparently there are sections for various 'likes'. I'll stay happy in my ignorance of the humour of this thread.
 
Bronte said:
Last evening I asked my other half did he know what MILF was and he told me it was a section in the porno shop as far as he could recall, but he wasn't exactly sure what the initials stood for. Apparently there are sections for various 'likes'.
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Do you always let himself do the shopping? Thats a bit unfair...;)
 
Sadly my other half needs an exact description of what to buy, we were living in the USA for a short while about 6 years ago and I asked him to get me some real milk from cows that was to be found in a fridge, he duly came back with a carton of milk and on the box it said 'real milk from cows'. As for the other kind of shopping, that's a man's area of which they seem to be experts like other things like soccer etc. Can't understand why the same level of understanding doesn't apply to housework or childcare. But I digress once again.........
 
Bronte said:
Sadly my other half needs an exact description of what to buy
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Ah but you see that's only as a result of years of being berated for buying the wrong thing.

"Bronte look - I managed to get this toilet roll which was even cheaper...."

"Oh no. You didn't. No. You see this is cheap for a reason. Never buy this - only buy.....etc"

:)
 
FLANDERS` said:
More exciting that way maybe, you never know what he might arrive with ;)
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I hear you Flanders. Having said that, I reckon if I let Mrs Teatime loose in one of those shops she'd arrive home with 'Animal Farm' and a Rampant Rabbit toy...the durty thing !
 
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