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A driver is stuck in a major traffic jam just outside Dublin on the M50
motorway.


Nothing is moving.


Suddenly a Garda knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window
and asks, "What's going on?"


"Pensioners" have kidnapped Brian Cowen, Brian Lenehan & Mary Harney,
and a bunch of Bankers.
They're asking for a EUR30 million ransom, otherwise they're going to
douse them with petrol and set them on fire.

We're going from car to car taking up a collection."


The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"


"About a litre."
 
Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for €100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day...

The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey's died.'

Paddy replied, 'Well then just give me my money back.'
The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.'
Paddy said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?'
Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'

The farmer said, 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!'
Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'


A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'

Paddy said, 'I raffled him off.
I sold 500 tickets at two euro a piece and made a profit of €998'
The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

Paddy said, 'Just the guy who won.
So I gave him his two euro back.'

Paddy now works for the Royal Bank of Scotland.
 
thedaras said:
A driver is stuck in a major traffic jam just outside Dublin on the M50
motorway.


Nothing is moving.


Suddenly a Garda knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window
and asks, "What's going on?"


"Pensioners" have kidnapped Brian Cowen, Brian Lenehan & Mary Harney,
and a bunch of Bankers.
They're asking for a EUR30 million ransom, otherwise they're going to
douse them with petrol and set them on fire.

We're going from car to car taking up a collection."


The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"


"About a litre."
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Need that :D
 
It will be a very unique one so, as it could be the only bus pass left the way things are going:rolleyes:
 
For those who missed the Ian Dempsey show the other morning:

Government Buildings...

Knock Knock
B Cowen "Whose there?"
"It's the IMF"
B Cowen "No it's not"
 
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