Why would anyone kidnap a penguin?

I can't believe how racist this forum is getting. Just because the penguin is black people think he is here to steal our jobs and our 'native' birds.
 
At least if he got a job he would be a genuine worker.

Not one of these fly by nights
 

Maybe it was trying to give Tom Creen his glove back?
 
Last night's RTE 6-1 newsreader read out the headline thus " ...someone tried to p-p-pick up a penguin...". I have several serious issues with this (seriously)

1) The national broadcaster was definitely making light of the affair, treating it as a joke

2) It was mocking of those with a speech impediment

3) The licence fee is high enuff without giving free advertising

 
haminka1 said:
...who did it should spend a week in the hippo enclosure, just to see what a good fun is.
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I often think the problem with the justice system isn't that sentencing is too light but that it lacks imagination. I think we need more suggestions like this.
 
Good idea.

My suggestion would be six months as a roadie for Crystal Swing
 
Sunny said:
My suggestion would be six months as a roadie for Crystal Swing
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That's taking things too far. Dermot Ahern would be in front of the Hague if he brought that in. I think the constantly worrying about amorous Hippos is more than adequate, that and the offenders and their family will never be housed in Wicklow unless they're like mobs and large open fires.
 
VOR said:
Matt Cooper - "So they took her away in a taxi! What was the taxi driver thinking I wonder?
Reporter - "Well Matt, a fare's a fare.
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Apparently they told the taxi driver it was a rabbit.
 
You are all fools! You've been duped. Have none of you seen the Penguins in the film Madagascar?
The devious animal escaped.
 
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