Henny Penny
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... seeing as they haven't had a king for over 50 years?
Did you ever notice how all the roads seem to join up?
Answers...
Henny Penny: Cos it has ONLY been 50 years
Purple: Logically because it is the largest island in the British Isles but really cos it is like estate agent speak - adjectives sell
Ron Burgundy: Cos some things never change....
ney001: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teflon
Firefly: yes, yes they do! Oh my God! It's a conspiracy![]()
What does an occasional table do the rest of the time?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does Teflon stick to the pan?
Why is my dog looking at me like that?
Is speeling and grammer really important ??
What are you doing to it?
If love is blind, why lingerie so popular ??
Because lust isn't
AND
Why is marmalade not called orange jam ??
Because 'orange jam cat' doesn't sound right
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Where is the middle of nowhere ??
2 miles south of the arsehole of nowhere
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Who copyrighted the copyright symbol ??
Are you sure its copyrighted?
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Why to pizzas come in square boxes ??
So we'll think its a square meal
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If you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant.....what do you do ?
Marvel at your good fortune of seeing the 2 in one place
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How much room do you need to swing a cat ?
I would guesstimate 6 1/2 feet would suffice
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Why is there not mouse flavoured cat food ?
That would require someone to first taste a mouse to ascertain what they taste like
AND FINALLY
I think, therefore i am..........are you ?
I think I am, am I?
Enjoy Easter
why isn't britaih called the united queendom?