What's your best euphisms?

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Bongo

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Here are mine:

"Known to the Gardai" - crook

"Helping the Gardai with their enquiries" - chief suspect

"Adult site" - porn

"Escort" - prostitute

"Tax issues" - tax evasion

"Partner" - unmarried sex plaything

"CAI financial spokesman" Eddie Hobbs
 
What is a euphism?

Describing someting in an artificially good light when the straight desciption is too negative
 
euphemism

I think "blank" was indicating the correct spelling is "euphemism".
 
Re: Oops!

"Eamon Dunphy was tired and emotional" = the gobshite was drunk again!!
 
upanwhatever

'Sinn Fein' have no connection with the IRA

Is that a statement, an untruth, or a eupansomething
 
another

"with respect" i.e. with absolutely no respect at all
 
Euphisms

I agree with you in principle
-I don't agree with you.

Sources close to ...
-Here's a quote I made up just now.

That's not what I'm hearing on the Doorstep
-I've heard exactly the same on the doorstep.

I don't pay much attention to Polls.
-That poll scares the sh*t out of me.

I'm glad you asked me that question.
-Mental note, no more interviews with Vincent Browne.

We've established a task force to deal with that issue
-Phew! I Don't have to deal with that issue for at least another 2 years.

We've pumped records amounts of cash into the health system.
-Please don't ask me if it's made any difference.

-Rd
 
Re: Euphisms

No offense, But...
- I am about to insult you
 
Staff Attitude Survey

We have a list of Good points, and

a list of matters that ne
 
finishing last post

...a list of matters that need addressing
 
Or...

I don't mind constructive criticism
-I hate criticism of all kinds

From €10.99
-Costs €19.99

If you liked Movie X you'll love Movie Y
-You'd be better off watching Movie X again,
because Movie Y is This post will be deleted if not edited to remove bad language

New Improved
-Same Product different box cost's more

Don't quote me
-I'm making this up

-Rd
 
following on from that

collateral damage = lots of dead people
 
Showers

Scattered showers in the west = Its going to piss down all day in Galway.
 
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