DrMoriarty
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"What do I know about sex? I'm a married man."
Tom Clancy
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful,
natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
Steve Martin
"You know that look women get when they want sex?
Me neither."
Drew Carey
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't
have a good partner, You'd better have a good hand."
W.C. Feilds
"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."
Rodney Dangerfield
"Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is
very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing."
Dick Brandon
"Science is like sex: sometimes something useful
comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it."
Richard Feynman
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances
for a date on Saturday night."
Woody Allen
"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
George Burns
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
Matt Barry
"Men won't stop and ask for directions because driving
is too much like sex: they can't stop until they get
where they're going."
Diane Jordan
"Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to
support it for the rest of your life."
Michael Sinz
"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast."
Woody Allen
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
George Burns
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation.
The other eight are unimportant."
Henry Miller
"There are a number of mechanical devices which
increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 550SL
convertible."
P. J. O'Rourke
Tom Clancy
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful,
natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
Steve Martin
"You know that look women get when they want sex?
Me neither."
Drew Carey
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't
have a good partner, You'd better have a good hand."
W.C. Feilds
"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."
Rodney Dangerfield
"Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is
very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing."
Dick Brandon
"Science is like sex: sometimes something useful
comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it."
Richard Feynman
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances
for a date on Saturday night."
Woody Allen
"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
George Burns
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
Matt Barry
"Men won't stop and ask for directions because driving
is too much like sex: they can't stop until they get
where they're going."
Diane Jordan
"Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to
support it for the rest of your life."
Michael Sinz
"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast."
Woody Allen
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
George Burns
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation.
The other eight are unimportant."
Henry Miller
"There are a number of mechanical devices which
increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 550SL
convertible."
P. J. O'Rourke
