4th estate
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EMPTY cereal packets make ideal holders for old toilet roll tubes and
milk bottle tops which one should never throw away as they are most
handy, and have a variety of uses.
WHEN reading a book try tearing out the pages as you read them. This
saves the expense of buying a bookmark, and the pages can later be
used for shopping lists.
WHEN buying toilet tissue I always unwind each roll carefully and
number the sheets individually using a Biro or felt-tipped pen.
SAVE pounds every year on household wear and tear
by living in a tent in the garden.
HANG a Cornflakes packet on a piece of string in all the doorways of
your house. Bumping into the brightly coloured boxes as you pass
through will remind you to close the door behind you.
WEIGH toilet rolls on your kitchen scales and record their weight after
each visit to the toilet. On each occasion deduct the new weight from
their previous weight. The figure remaining will be the exact weight of
toilet tissue which you have used on that particular 'visit'.
SMELL gas? Locate the suspected leak by striking an ordinary match
in every room in the house until a loud explosion reveals
the source of the escaping gas.
STOP nosey neighbours from knowing which room you're in by
stealthily crawling around the house on all fours.
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books.
Simply cross out the names and address of people you don't know.
Next time you are making a banana smoothie , include the banana skin , as its full of fibre and vitamins .
Hilarious! How do you think them up?
You can keep flowers alive longer by putting a drop of bleach in the water.
Also if u run out of shampoo, apparently washing up liquid will do a great job. (tip from my mum)
Fasinating stuff, i know...
(loving the idea of lining up 2 sheets of toilet roll....lol at your daughter, so cute) good on her...
There is no significant difference between six months' dust and seven months' dust.
Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand closer
to the object you wish to view.
Hijackers. Avoid a long stressful siege and the risk of arrest,
imprisonment or death by simply making sure you book a flight to your
intended destination in the first place.
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