Hah!
A married couple are driving along a motorway doing 60 MPH, the husband
> behind the wheel. His wife suddenly looks over at him and says, Honey, I
> know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce" The
> husband
>
> says nothing but slowly increases his speed to 70 MPH. She then says, "I
> don't want you to try and talk me out of it, because I've been having an
> affair with your best friend, and he's a lot better at s*x than you."
>
> Again the husband stays quiet but speeds up more as his anger increases.
>
> "I want the house," she insists, pushing her luck. Again the husband
> speeds
>
> up , now to 80 MPH. She says "I want the car too ! " but he just keeps
> driving faster and faster.
>
> By now he's up to 90 MPH. "And I want the bank accounts and all the credit
> cards"
>
> The husband starts to veer towards the central reservation.
>
> This makes her a little nervous so she asks nervously "Isn't there
> anything
>
> you want dear?"
>
> The husband replies "No, I've got everything I need darling"
>
> Oh really," she says, "so what have you got?"
>
> Just before they smash into the central reservation at 100 MPH, the
> husband
>
> smiles and says............................
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> ...................................."The f*cking airbag ! "