"Tribute" to Samuel Beckett

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Geegee

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Did anyone hear the unadulterated version of the above replayed on Morning Ireland and Today with Pat Kenny last Thursday complete with expletives? Has anyone complained about this? I haven't heard a peep of an apology from RTE.
 
Re: Do you mean this? Waiting for Colgan!

I'm so tired, I'm so tired of the telephone ...
The telephone rings ...
The sound of cigar ... a booming voice in a booming town
Shattering the glasses of the drinking classes
1995 Puligny Montrachet, 400 quid a bottle ... glug glug glug ...
Good buy ... good boy

One hundred years, one hundred bum steers, one hundred and
seventeen thousand black beers before your peers
One hundred years
One hundred ears flappy happy happy clappy ears
It's hard not to be happy when you feel the sappy in someone
else's veins
As they kick a banana ball through the splits
On your birthday
And Ireland
Wins the triple crown on your birthday
It's your birhtday, It's your birthday

I've been waiting
Waiting a long time
One hundred years
It gets tiring all this velvety blackness
that's what Le Brocquy calls it ...
Velvety blackness but there/s no nothingness
Oh no, just everythingness and judgment ...
The judgment of your peers ...
Where's Gaybo? Who's Ryanair? Where are the trolley dollies?
It's not dollies on the trolleys now
It's the living and the dead clogging up the arteries of the
health service
Oh yes, late to the late ... late to the Late Late Show
Isn't Brendan the business? (a bit of poetic license here:))
The pricks
The celts
Waiting, waiting for the tiger to catch its tail,
I'm waiting for the phone to ring
Michael Colgan
The sound of cigar
Booming town, booming voice, shattering the glasses of the
drinking classes
Puligny Montrachet 1995
400 quid a bottle
Glug glug glug
One hundred years
I'm so tired
Louis and Anne, remember you gave me a signed copy of the
unforgettable fire?
I tolid you loved It? I lied, I never listened to it

Too busy
Waiting
Waiting for language to turn to liquid
Waiting for language to be our own again

Oh, Joyce had his revenge on they that put it in our mouth
His revenge
Was to chew it, bite into it, masticate and masterbate it
Make chewing gum of it
Spit it into hand and stick it on the bottom of a schoolboy's
desk

Me ... I shrank it,swallowed it, made a fart out of it , made a fart out of everyone who didn't like the smell of it
Such confusion caused by ignoring the obvious
Metaphor ... I only met her for a drink ... ha ha ... that's what Simon says
Black Bush, George Bush the da says
The bombs are dropping closer, the Brudder, Nikki Sudden
Shattering the glasses of the drinking classes
Puligny Montrachet 1995 glug glug glug

I could hear you thinking
I can hear you thinking now
Blinkin' phone rings ... sound fo cigars
Michael Colgan birthday parties
Puligny Montrachet, 1995, 400 quid a bottle
glug glug glug

I'm so tired
All those PhDs
All those questions
Where's Godot
Who's Godot ..
everyne knows that
phone rings, sound of cigars
Table at the Unicorn
Puligny Montrachet
Glug glut glug
Big smoky voice shattering the glasses of the drinking classes
Birthday party sort it out ...
Tell them death isn't funny but eternity is a laugh
Tell the tiger not to eat its tale
Ah to win the triple crown on your birthday
Parties, it's great to have them and not be there ...
But don't leave people waiting for too long
One hundred years, it's a long time
The table is set, it looks great Michael
The sound of cigar, booming town, booming voice
Shattering the glasses of the drinking classes
Puligny Montrachet, glug glug glug
Waiting, waiting, waiting ... to be ****in' understood
Good boy, goodbye


BONO






Marion
 
I heard the above Tribute. I thought it very appropriate. After all it was "Gloomsday" we were celebrating
 
Bono on Beckett​

Am I the only one who thought it was utterly boring and self indulgent claptrap? I switched stations :D

Puligny Montrachet 1995
400 quid a bottle
Glug glug glug
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Puligny Montrachet 1995, 400 suid a bottle?

Hey Bono get down with the people, ya beatnik daddyo

'A bottle of White Lightning €4.99 a bottle, glug, glug, burp'.
 
Geegee said:
Did anyone hear the unadulterated version of the above replayed on Morning Ireland and Today with Pat Kenny last Thursday complete with expletives? Has anyone complained about this? I haven't heard a peep of an apology from RTE.
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I presume you are being ironic given that many of Beckett's works were originally banned in Ireland?
 
ubiquitous said:
I presume you are being ironic given that many of Beckett's works were originally banned in Ireland?
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If I recall correctly More Pricks Than Kicks was banned but were (m)any other of his works banned?

Update: seems that his poem Whoroscope was also banned. Any others?
 
presume you are being ironic given that many of Beckett's works were originally banned in Ireland?
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No I'm not , there shouldn't be any expletives / crudity on the publicly funded national airwaves at any time and especially not in the morning.
 
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