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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
> pearly gates.
> "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, " You must each
> possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
> The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
> flicked it on. " It represents a candle, " he said.
> "You may pass through the pearly gates ," Saint Peter said.
> The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He
> shook them and said, "They're bells" .. Saint Peter said, "You may pass
> through the pearly gates. "
> The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
> finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
> St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just
> what do those symbolize?"
> The man replied, "They're Carols"
> pearly gates.
> "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, " You must each
> possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
> The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
> flicked it on. " It represents a candle, " he said.
> "You may pass through the pearly gates ," Saint Peter said.
> The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He
> shook them and said, "They're bells" .. Saint Peter said, "You may pass
> through the pearly gates. "
> The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
> finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
> St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just
> what do those symbolize?"
> The man replied, "They're Carols"