This post will be deleted if not edited immediately Deals with Drugs

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This post will be deleted if not edited immediately, in a very worried state, convenes all of his apostles to an emergency meeting because of the high drug consumption problem all over the world. After giving it much thought they reached the conclusion that in order to better deal with the problem, that they should try the drugs themselves and then decide on the correct way to proceed. They therefore decide that a commission made up of some of the apostles should return to earth to get the different types of drugs. The secret operation is effected and two days later This post will be deleted if not edited immediately, waiting at the door, hears a knock:

"Who is it?"
"It's Paul"
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"What did you bring Paul?"
"Hashish from Morocco"
"Very well son, come in."

another knock ...
"Who is it?"
"It's Mark"
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"What did you bring Mark?"
"Marijuana from Colombia"
"Very well son, come in."

another knock ...
"Who is it?"
"It's Matthew"
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"What did you bring Matthew ?"
"Cocaine from Bolivia"
"Very well son, come in."

another knock ...
"Who is it?"
"It's John"
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"What did you bring John?"
"Crack from New York"
"Very well son, come in."

another knock ...

"Who is it?"
"It's Luke"
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"What did you bring Luke?"
"Speed from Amsterdam"
"Very well son, come in."

another knock ...

"Who is it?"
"It's Judas"
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"What did you bring Judas?"
"FBI, MOTHERF*****S! EVERYONE AGAINST THE WALL!"
 
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