fair enough Dubya is an easy target but ya gotta love this one: "Somewhere in Texas a village is missing it's idiot".
...and i got me a green t-shirt off football365.com - its got a picture of kevin kilbane on the front with the words "Zinedine Kilbane" below....always gets a few laughs at Ireland games....dunno why cos the guys an enigma!
Or
"she had plenty of slack in her knickers for coalminers daughter!
or
"She offered her honour, he honoured her offer. All night long he was on her and off her".