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Jack
Guest
NEW SLANG DICTIONARY, 2003
>>>>>>
>>>>>> GOING FOR A McShit
>>>>>> Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of
>>>>>> buying food, you're just going to the bog. If
>>>>>> challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration
>>>>>> to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a
>>>>>> Mcshit with Lies.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> AEROPLANE BLONDE
>>>>>> One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a
>>>>>> 'black box'.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> AUSSIE KISS
>>>>>> Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> BEER COAT
>>>>>> The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home
>>>>>> after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> BEER COMPASS
>>>>>> The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival
>>>>>> home after a booze cruise, even though you're too
>>>>>> pi$$ed to remember where you live, how you got there,
>>>>>> and where you've come from.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> BOBFOC
>>>>>> Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> BREAKING THE SEAL
>>>>>> Your first pi$$ in the pub, usually after 2 hours of
>>>>>> drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder,
>>>>>> repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10
>>>>>> or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> BRITNEY SPEARS
>>>>>> Modern Slang for 'beers', e. g. "Couple of Britneys
>>>>>> please, Doreen".
>>>>>>
>>>>>> BRUCE LEE
>>>>>> Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip).
>>>>>>
>>>>>> DRINK-LINK
>>>>>> A modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so
>>>>>> because it is common to visit one before going out on
>>>>>> the booze.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> SSSSSSSSSSHHHH1111111111111TTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>>>>> The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap
>>>>>> at too high a speed.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> GREYHOUND
>>>>>> A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> JOHNNY-NO-STARS
>>>>>> A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical
>>>>>> adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The
>>>>>> 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that
>>>>>> staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show
>>>>>> their level of training.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> MILLENNIUM DOMES
>>>>>> The contents of a Wonderbra, i. e. extremely
>>>>>> impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's
>>>>>> actually fu(k-all in there worth seeing.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> MONKEY BATH
>>>>>> A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go:
>>>>>> "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".
>>>>>>
>>>>>> MYSTERY BUS
>>>>>> The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while
>>>>>> you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks
>>>>>> away all the unattractive people so the pub is
>>>>>> suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> MYSTERY TAXI
>>>>>> The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday
>>>>>> morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner
>>>>>> you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed
>>>>>> instead.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> NELSON MANDELA
>>>>>> Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager).
>>>>>>
>>>>>> PEARL HARBOUR
>>>>>> Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a
>>>>>> bit Pearl Harbour out there (there's a nasty nip in
>>>>>> the air)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> PICASSO AR$E
>>>>>> A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she
>>>>>> looks like she's got four buttocks.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> SALAD DODGER
>>>>>> An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> STARFISH TROOPER OR AR$ETRONAUT
>>>>>> A homosexual.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> SWAMP-DONKEY
>>>>>> A deeply unattractive woman.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> TART FUEL
>>>>>> Bottled Alcopops, e.g. Hooch, regularly consumed by
>>>>>> young women.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> TITANIC
>>>>>> A lady who goes down first time out.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> TODGER DODGER
>>>>>> A lesbian.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> UP ON BLOCKS
>>>>>> Menstruating i.e. out of action, a bit like a car in a
>>>>>> garage. e.g. "I don't think I'll be in luck tonight
>>>>>> lads, the missus is up on blocks".
>>>>>>
>>>>>> WALLACE AND GROMIT
>>>>>> Rhyming Slang for 'vomit'.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> WYNONA RYDER
>>>>>> Rhyming Slang for 'cider'. e. g. "Pint of Wynona, half
>>>>>> a Nelson and a bottle of tart fuel please Doreen"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> GOING FOR A McShit
>>>>>> Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of
>>>>>> buying food, you're just going to the bog. If
>>>>>> challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration
>>>>>> to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a
>>>>>> Mcshit with Lies.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> AEROPLANE BLONDE
>>>>>> One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a
>>>>>> 'black box'.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> AUSSIE KISS
>>>>>> Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> BEER COAT
>>>>>> The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home
>>>>>> after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> BEER COMPASS
>>>>>> The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival
>>>>>> home after a booze cruise, even though you're too
>>>>>> pi$$ed to remember where you live, how you got there,
>>>>>> and where you've come from.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> BOBFOC
>>>>>> Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> BREAKING THE SEAL
>>>>>> Your first pi$$ in the pub, usually after 2 hours of
>>>>>> drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder,
>>>>>> repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10
>>>>>> or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> BRITNEY SPEARS
>>>>>> Modern Slang for 'beers', e. g. "Couple of Britneys
>>>>>> please, Doreen".
>>>>>>
>>>>>> BRUCE LEE
>>>>>> Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip).
>>>>>>
>>>>>> DRINK-LINK
>>>>>> A modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so
>>>>>> because it is common to visit one before going out on
>>>>>> the booze.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> SSSSSSSSSSHHHH1111111111111TTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>>>>> The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap
>>>>>> at too high a speed.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> GREYHOUND
>>>>>> A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> JOHNNY-NO-STARS
>>>>>> A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical
>>>>>> adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The
>>>>>> 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that
>>>>>> staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show
>>>>>> their level of training.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> MILLENNIUM DOMES
>>>>>> The contents of a Wonderbra, i. e. extremely
>>>>>> impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's
>>>>>> actually fu(k-all in there worth seeing.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> MONKEY BATH
>>>>>> A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go:
>>>>>> "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".
>>>>>>
>>>>>> MYSTERY BUS
>>>>>> The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while
>>>>>> you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks
>>>>>> away all the unattractive people so the pub is
>>>>>> suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> MYSTERY TAXI
>>>>>> The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday
>>>>>> morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner
>>>>>> you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed
>>>>>> instead.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> NELSON MANDELA
>>>>>> Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager).
>>>>>>
>>>>>> PEARL HARBOUR
>>>>>> Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a
>>>>>> bit Pearl Harbour out there (there's a nasty nip in
>>>>>> the air)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> PICASSO AR$E
>>>>>> A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she
>>>>>> looks like she's got four buttocks.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> SALAD DODGER
>>>>>> An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> STARFISH TROOPER OR AR$ETRONAUT
>>>>>> A homosexual.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> SWAMP-DONKEY
>>>>>> A deeply unattractive woman.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> TART FUEL
>>>>>> Bottled Alcopops, e.g. Hooch, regularly consumed by
>>>>>> young women.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> TITANIC
>>>>>> A lady who goes down first time out.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> TODGER DODGER
>>>>>> A lesbian.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> UP ON BLOCKS
>>>>>> Menstruating i.e. out of action, a bit like a car in a
>>>>>> garage. e.g. "I don't think I'll be in luck tonight
>>>>>> lads, the missus is up on blocks".
>>>>>>
>>>>>> WALLACE AND GROMIT
>>>>>> Rhyming Slang for 'vomit'.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> WYNONA RYDER
>>>>>> Rhyming Slang for 'cider'. e. g. "Pint of Wynona, half
>>>>>> a Nelson and a bottle of tart fuel please Doreen"