Romance for married men

[BillK]

Never forget that your wife is a romantic. She still enjoys wine, flowers and chocolate. Let her know that you, too, remember these things, by speaking of them occasionally.

 

[Lex Foutish]

Wow, Bill! Where did that come out of?

 

[PyritePete]

I think someone else has been at the wine )

 

[Rois]

Aw sooo sweet Bill - are you on a promise?

 

[callybags]

maybe Bill has wi-fi coverage in the kennel...

 

[DB74]

never forget that your wife is a romantic. She still enjoys wine, flowers and chocolate. Let her know that you, too, remember these things, by speaking of them occasionally.

lol

 

[Caveat]

Never forget that your wife is a romantic. She still enjoys wine, flowers and chocolate. Let her know that you, too, remember these things, by speaking of them occasionally.

Ah the old get off the hook with girlie gifts clause eh?

C'mon, what did you do?

 

[Staples]

Never forget that your wife is a romantic. She still enjoys wine, flowers and chocolate. Let her know that you, too, remember these things, by speaking of them occasionally.

Bill

Took your advice. Spoke of my intention to buy her wine, flowers and chocolate at some point in the future. She seemed pleased.

S

 

[Caveat]

Bill

Took your advice. Spoke of my intention to buy her wine, flowers and chocolate at some point in the future. She seemed pleased.

S

LOL

Reminds me of another Jimmy Carr one:

"I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present."

 

[Shawady]

The thread was started last night at roughly the same time as half time in the Man Utd game. Maybe Bill wanted to see the second half?

 

[haminka1]

I think Bill got into a spot of trouble after he bought his wife something really useful for her birthday

 

[PyritePete]

maybe bill has wi-fi coverage in the kennel...

lol :d

 

[BillK]

DB74/ Staples

I'm delighted that someone else has a similar sense of humour to myself. I found it really funny when I read it in my Big Book Of Jokes, Subsection; Irony.

 

[Purple]

DB74/ Staples

I'm delighted that someone else has a similar sense of humour to myself. I found it really funny when I read it in my Big Book Of Jokes, Subsection; Irony.

I thought it was funny as well

 

[Sue Ellen]

Let her know that you, too, remember these things, by speaking of them occasionally.

Ah, the old 'I meant to trick' which puts her in good humour because his intentions were good but he was just so busy he didn't get around to it

 

[mathepac]

Well spotted 99, I'll ring later.

[broken link removed]

 

[onq]

Well spotted 99, I'll ring later.

[broken link removed]

I always wondered about the hygiene issue with this one - I thought perhaps American pavements were scrupulously clean!

ONQ.

 

[mtk]

just being told you are great and loved is all we need

 

[Yorrick]

You will never go wrong with a nice selection of tea towels

 

[Caveat]

you will never go wrong with a nice selection of tea towels

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