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Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front
of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that
it is in perfect order, spotless, clean.
So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on
the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping.
Love You!" So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot
breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table,
eating.
Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you
came home after 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in
the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the
door."
Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm
married!"
A self-induced hangover - $100.00
Broken furniture - $200.00
Breakfast - $10.00
Saying the right thing - PRICELESS
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front
of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that
it is in perfect order, spotless, clean.
So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on
the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping.
Love You!" So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot
breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table,
eating.
Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you
came home after 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in
the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the
door."
Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm
married!"
A self-induced hangover - $100.00
Broken furniture - $200.00
Breakfast - $10.00
Saying the right thing - PRICELESS