TOP TIP 2:
FAO Inner city parents.
When you want to cross a busy city centre street, please do not use the buggy/child as a device to stop traffic. Some day you will push the child out into oncoming traffic and it wont stop in time. Please use the pedestrian crossings.
I prefer the term "child-free by choice" actually.
the 'can't give 'em back' bit!
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Apparently you CANNOT give them back ( who knew?!).
Top Tip
When your child is coughing and sneezing & especially has a massive permanent flow of snot (the greener the better - but yellow will also suffice!) ... running from nose to their upper lip...then be sure to have them go to someone else's table in the restaurant and stand right there looking up at the strangers for amusement!
LOL brilliant... I love number 21Like these Betsy??!!
1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
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