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I predict a voicemail message something like this;
"Thanks for calling your friendly neighbourhood landlord. If you would like to make spurious complaints about noisy tenants, please press 1. If you would like to tell the police about the tyres that you've just punctured, press 2. If you would like to make up stories about well behaved tenants, press 3. Otherwise, leave a message, and I'll call you back when I wake up."
"Thanks for calling your friendly neighbourhood landlord. If you would like to make spurious complaints about noisy tenants, please press 1. If you would like to tell the police about the tyres that you've just punctured, press 2. If you would like to make up stories about well behaved tenants, press 3. Otherwise, leave a message, and I'll call you back when I wake up."