Obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD) -small time

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Eight for a wish
Nine for a kiss
Ten for a time of joyous bliss.


...and wasn't it:

eleven for indie rock music
twelve for constipation
thirteen for relief and laxative jubilation?

(maybe I dreamt that)
 
I'm seeing six different psychiatrists for my compulsive comparison shopping problem.
If there was a bogof deal doing the rounds ........ you'd only have to pay three of them. (Terms and condtions apply. These do not affect your staturtory rights to keep coming here until your bank balance is depleted and you've been retired to Bedlam). Lets hear from Smashbox. YEH!
 

I'm sure theres a few people here who will be a shoulder to cry on for free!!!