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anthonybernard
Guest
A couple was going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all dolled up,
dog put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the dog
shoots back in the house. They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the
wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the dog
out.The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to
the taxi driver: "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long"
he says. "Stupid b!tch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a
coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to
keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled her ass downstairs and
tossed her in the back yard! She better not sh!t in the vegetable garden
again!"
The silence in the cab was deafening.
dog put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the dog
shoots back in the house. They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the
wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the dog
out.The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to
the taxi driver: "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long"
he says. "Stupid b!tch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a
coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to
keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled her ass downstairs and
tossed her in the back yard! She better not sh!t in the vegetable garden
again!"
The silence in the cab was deafening.