Here I was in Dublin Airport after a meeting thinking "I fancy a big mac, fries and a shake". So, acting on my inspired thought I wandered over to the counter and was asked by a polite, rather foxy young foreigner with good english "Can I take your order?" I gave her my order for the above and guess what? The milk shake machine was not working. I do not frequent Fast Food joints very often but throughout my travels worldwide the one thing I have noticed is that the sodding milk shake machine is more often broken than not. Is this a global conspiracy? To add to the situation, whilst foxy girl 1 was assembling my modified order another clone, foxy foreign girl 2, asked could she take my order. I replied "yes, you may take my order - fix the milk shake machine" Grrrrrrrrrrrrr! I really only go to McD's for the shakes.