Limerick City

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Q. If you see a Limerick man on a bicycle, why should
you never swerve to hit him?
A: It might be your bicycle

Q: What do you call a Limerick man in a three-bed
semi?
A: A burglar

Q: Why wasn't This post will be deleted if not edited immediately born in Limerick?
A: Because God couldn't find three wise men and a
virgin

Q: What's the difference between a man from Limerick
and a coconut?
A: One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut

Q: What do you say to a Limerick man in a uniform?
A: Big Mac and fries please

Q: What's the first question at a Limerick pub quiz
night ?
A: What you looking at?

Q: What do you call a native of Limerick in a White
Shellsuit ?
A: The Bride

Q: Why does a river run through Limerick?
A: Because if it walked, it would probably get mugged
 
Re: Limerick

Q. If you see a Jew on a bicycle, why should
you never swerve to hit him?
A: It might be your bicycle

Q: What do you call a black man in a three-bed
semi?
A: A burglar

Q: Why wasn't This post will be deleted if not edited immediately born in Essex?
A: Because God couldn't find three wise men and a
virgin

Q: What's the difference between an Irish man
and a coconut?
A: One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut

Q: What do you say to a black man in a uniform?
A: Big Mac and fries please

Q: What's the first question at a North Dublin pub quiz
night ?
A: What you looking at?

Q: What do you call a native of Tallaght in a White
Shellsuit ?
A: The Bride

Q: Why does a river run through Dublin?
A: Because if it walked, it would probably get mugged
 
parody

Methinks APs post is being facetious to prove the point that you can write a joke about anyone by just replacing the name/origin/ethnic background of the person the jokes were about.
You'll either find the original jokes funny or not as you relate to them. Theres always someone who'll laugh and someone who'll take offense.
Or maybe Im wrong and they really are the new cannon and ball.
 
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