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Nelly77

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A dustman is going along a street picking up the wheelie bins
and emptying them into his dustcart lorry. He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back but still can't see it. So he knocks on the door. There's no answer so he knocks again. Eventually a Japanese bloke answers.

"Harro!" says the chappy.

"Alright mate? Er -where's your bin?" asks the dustman.

I bin on toiret," replies the Japanese bloke a bit perplexed.

Realising the Japanese fellow has misunderstood, the binman
smiles and says
"No mate, where's ya dust bin?"

"I dust bin on toilet, I toad you," says the Japanese man.

"Mate," says the dustman, "You're misunderstanding me...Where's your Wheelie Bin?"

"OK, OK", says the bloke with a sheepish grin, "I wheelie bin having wank."
 
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That's brilliant. Even better after a few scoops I'd bet.

Binmen actively seeeking your bin...obviously wasn't in this country.
 
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