Two simple solutions:
1) don't bother wearing socks
2) throw out all your socks and buy a lifetime supply of identical socks
It's quite simple. The quantum theory of laundry ([broken link removed]) states that the quantity of socks in a load can be expressed as a decreasing exponential function of time which is analogous to radioactive decay: Nt =N0*exp(-pt)
The socks never actually disappear. Quite simply, at the time of disturbance or stopping of the machine they have a wave function that puts them temporarily in the washing system or completely converts them to lint.
So a dilemma. I put several pairs of socks into the washing machine and it gives birth to several odd pairs, plus a few go AWOL altogether. I peer wistfully deep into the washing machine drum and it could be a black hole. Where do the bloody socks go to I wonder scratching me head?
Is the washing machine really a link to the twilight zone, could the bland unnoticed machine really be a cosmic eye peering into your kitchen waiting to transport your socks to an alternative universe, is it sitting there watching, waiting right now?
Okay, I'll stop taking de XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX...
"... the cat's washing me as well as herself, and afterwards she's loading the dishwasher and washing machine. She's still trying to work out how to operate the microwave and oven, and she's not great on flippin a burger, but she's workin on it."
http://www.askaboutmoney.com/showthread.php?t=153441
Looks like you will either have to get a new washing machine or retrain your cat
Two simple solutions:
1) don't bother wearing socks
2) throw out all your socks and buy a lifetime supply of identical socks
You are not alone in that regard.I know this is sad but I bought about 20 pairs of my good black socks in NY a few years ago and this is no longer a problem.
Simple answer - wear tights
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