I think this one is also funny!

BillK

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The doctor dropped into his club most nights to have his favourite cocktail, an almond daquiri.

One night, Dick the bartender found he was out of almonds, so he added some crushed hickory nuts instead.

The doctor took one sip and beckoned to the barman.

"Is this an almond daquiri, Dick?"

"No", said Dick, "it's a hickory daquiri, Doc."
 
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