I asked for a Boat from 2 different Ice Cream van men and all I got was ice cream in one with a choc flake and the other with cums, I remember a time when an Ice Cream Boat had been bought for me beacuse I was a good boy for my Mum again, meant having ice cream and many different fruits all together, it was wonderful. I asked where the fruit was on both occasions and both times they thought I was talking alien, but both time's I said I did not want the Boat thanks anyway unless you have fruit to go with it.
I asked for a Boat of the Ice Cream man
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I dunno. Drugs might be the cause of his problems in the first place 
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Ice cream boats always had fruit, albeit tinned!
Tinned but nice, I really do feel life is changing and not always for the best, I will on Bank Holiday Sunday make my own Ice Cream Boat and I will love it
Yeah...my thoughts exactly!!
Indeed - no fruit in ice cream boats is symptomatic of a breakdown of society in Ireland.
There were warning signs like this before in history... the Romans ignored them though.
Do you get cums with those?
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Screwballs had a bubblegum in the bottom i think.
I'm not sure I want to know; it could put me off ice cream!
You all must have been posh. We could never afford boats, kids next door were always getting boats from "Big Ben" (our favourite ice cream man) and eating them up into our faces. Those boats had tinned fruit, three lumps of ice cream and loads of raspberry sauce in a red plastic boat with a plastic spoon(well not a proper plastic spoon, but a square little thing)
We had to settle for the screwballs, which were the ones with the chewing gum at the end.
We had to settle for the screwballs, which were the ones with the chewing gum at the end.