Grandma loves her oranges

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DOBBER22

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Grandma loves her oranges ;)

Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to
know. One day, the police raided the brothel and took all the
girls aside and made them line up. Suddenly, Lulu's Grandma came by. Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?" Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her that the police were passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some "Why, that's awfully nice of them I think I will get some for myself," Grandma said, and she proceeded to the back of the line. A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all the prostitutes.
When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age?
How do you do it old girl?" Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck 'em dry."

The policeman fainted. :lol
 
Dobber , I heard you were there with your wi**y painted orange!!! :lol
 
You leave my love tackle out of this as long as nobody has photographic or video evidence I'm sticking to the story that I was nowhere near the incident in question :lol
 
As Bart Simpson said " I didn't do it and nobody saw me doing it":lol
 
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