Friday Funny

Lex Foutish

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A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price.

Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday at noon. Closed coffin.
 
So sad!

Lex, I hope you have learned something from this tragedy.

I would really miss you on AAM.

Marion
 
So sad!

Lex, I hope you have learned something from this tragedy.

I would really miss you on AAM.

Marion

Hi Marion. I do most of the ironing in our house so hopefully I'll be around for a while yet! :D

And I'm old and wise enough to know that "is minic a bhris béal duine a shrón!" ;)
 
lex

What is it with guys and ironing?

Personally, I outsource it (sheets duvet covers pillow slips) or tumble dry it and fold (everything else) :)

So many posts here on AAM about Ironlng Boards. Can never understand it.

Marion
 
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