M
monk
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In a press conference yesterday, Ross Braun confirmed that Ferrari had
> fired their entire pit crew. The announcement was followed by Ferrari's
> decision to take advantage of the Irish Governments "Back To Work Scheme"
> and hired unemployed youths from Finglas and Ballymun.
>
> The decision to hire them was brought on by a documentary on how
unemployed
> youths from the Northside were able to remove a set of car wheels in less
> than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew
> could only do it in 8 seconds with all the mod con tools. This was
thought
> to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari management, as most races are
> won and lost in the pits, they would have an advantage over every team.
>
> However Ferraris expectations were easily exceeded, as during the first
> practice session with the new Dublin crew, not only did they change the
> tyres in under six seconds but within twenty seconds they had the car
> resprayed, rebadged and sold to the McLaren Team for four dozen cans of
> Dutch Gold.
> fired their entire pit crew. The announcement was followed by Ferrari's
> decision to take advantage of the Irish Governments "Back To Work Scheme"
> and hired unemployed youths from Finglas and Ballymun.
>
> The decision to hire them was brought on by a documentary on how
unemployed
> youths from the Northside were able to remove a set of car wheels in less
> than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew
> could only do it in 8 seconds with all the mod con tools. This was
thought
> to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari management, as most races are
> won and lost in the pits, they would have an advantage over every team.
>
> However Ferraris expectations were easily exceeded, as during the first
> practice session with the new Dublin crew, not only did they change the
> tyres in under six seconds but within twenty seconds they had the car
> resprayed, rebadged and sold to the McLaren Team for four dozen cans of
> Dutch Gold.