* A dyslexic pervert goes into an S&M shop - and bought a nice pair of socks.
* I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
* Did you hear about Hank Nasty, the dyslexic punk rocker? He choked to death on his own Vimto.
* I went to a dyslexic rave. There were lots of people taking F and this bloke in the corner trying to inject a heron.
* I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
* Did you hear about Hank Nasty, the dyslexic punk rocker? He choked to death on his own Vimto.
* I went to a dyslexic rave. There were lots of people taking F and this bloke in the corner trying to inject a heron.