Dyslexia Jekso

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* A dyslexic pervert goes into an S&M shop - and bought a nice pair of socks.

* I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

* Did you hear about Hank Nasty, the dyslexic punk rocker? He choked to death on his own Vimto.

* I went to a dyslexic rave. There were lots of people taking F and this bloke in the corner trying to inject a heron.
 
did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac angnostic who stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog? (I'm all 3!)
 
What do you call a dyslexic who claims they have a master in English? A lair.
 
Anyone heard of the dyslexic devil-worshipper?

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This dyslexic went on a skiing holiday.

When he got to the top of the mountain, he asked the chap beside him, "When we ski down, do we zig-zag or zag-zig? I can never remember which"

He replied- " I don't know. I'm a tobogganist"

"Well, in that case, can I have 20 Bensons and a lighter please?"
 
Anyone got any good crip or spa jokes out there?

Or is it just certain disabilities that are OK to laugh at...
 
The Dyslexia Musical Society is putting on a production of "Annie, Get your Nug".
 
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