If there is one thing I have learned over my many years is to take with a grain of salt anything that is said to me in an aircraft.
Do the people sitting next to you on a plane not talk of getting their fare for €1.50 Return while you (stupid) paid €250.00 One Way anymore? No, of course not, they are all on their 7th holiday this year alone and how awful it is to sit near somebody who actually works for a living. Wisen up, smell the coffee when you are being wound up.
Oh yes, when you are returning from your sun holiday later this year you will learn of the nurse who went to your destination last year and on returning home her doctor advised her she was pregnant. But, hadn't she eaten a lettuce leave with luminous eggs and a lizard grew inside of her womb. Even this story made the Sunday World a few years ago and enough of eejits believe it.
Do the people sitting next to you on a plane not talk of getting their fare for €1.50 Return while you (stupid) paid €250.00 One Way anymore? No, of course not, they are all on their 7th holiday this year alone and how awful it is to sit near somebody who actually works for a living. Wisen up, smell the coffee when you are being wound up.
Oh yes, when you are returning from your sun holiday later this year you will learn of the nurse who went to your destination last year and on returning home her doctor advised her she was pregnant. But, hadn't she eaten a lettuce leave with luminous eggs and a lizard grew inside of her womb. Even this story made the Sunday World a few years ago and enough of eejits believe it.
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