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anthonybernard
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>What Cork people understand of some medical terminologies!
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>Benign......................... What you be, after you be eight
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>Artery......................... The study of paintings
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>Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria
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>Barium......................... What doctors do when patients die
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>Caesarean Section.............. A neighbourhood in Rome
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>Catscan........................ Searching for Kitty
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>Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her
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>Colic.......................... A sheep dog
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>Coma........................... A punctuation mark
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>Dilate......................... To live long
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>Enema.......................... Not a friend
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>Fester......................... Quicker than someone else
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>Fibula......................... A small lie
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>Impotent....................... Distinguished, well known
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>Labor Pain..................... Getting hurt at work
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>Medical Staff.................. A Doctor's cane
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>Morbid......................... A higher offer
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>Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day rates
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>Node........................... I knew it
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>Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted
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>Pelvis......................... Second cousin to Elvis
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>Post Operative................. A letter carrier
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>Recovery Room.................. Place to do upholster
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>Rectum......................... Nearly feckin killed him
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>Secretion...................... Hiding something
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>Seizure........................ Roman emperor
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>Tablet......................... A small table
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>Terminal Illness............... Getting sick at the airport
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>Urine.......................... Opposite of you're out
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>Benign......................... What you be, after you be eight
>
>Artery......................... The study of paintings
>
>Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria
>
>Barium......................... What doctors do when patients die
>
>Caesarean Section.............. A neighbourhood in Rome
>
>Catscan........................ Searching for Kitty
>
>Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her
>
>Colic.......................... A sheep dog
>
>Coma........................... A punctuation mark
>
>Dilate......................... To live long
>
>Enema.......................... Not a friend
>
>Fester......................... Quicker than someone else
>
>Fibula......................... A small lie
>
>Impotent....................... Distinguished, well known
>
>Labor Pain..................... Getting hurt at work
>
>Medical Staff.................. A Doctor's cane
>
>Morbid......................... A higher offer
>
>Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day rates
>
>Node........................... I knew it
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>Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted
>
>Pelvis......................... Second cousin to Elvis
>
>Post Operative................. A letter carrier
>
>Recovery Room.................. Place to do upholster
>
>Rectum......................... Nearly feckin killed him
>
>Secretion...................... Hiding something
>
>Seizure........................ Roman emperor
>
>Tablet......................... A small table
>
>Terminal Illness............... Getting sick at the airport
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>Urine.......................... Opposite of you're out