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A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old
son
> playing with his new electric train in the living room.
>
> She heard the train stop and her son saying: "All of you
> bastards who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last
stop!
> And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train,
> cause
> we're going down the tracks".
> The horrified mother went in and told her
> son: "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you
> to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out,
you
> may
> play with train,but I want you to use nice language."
>
> Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
with
> his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say:
"All
> passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all
of
> your belongings with you.
>
> We thank you for traveling with us today and hope your trip was a
pleasant
> one. "
> She hears the little boy continue: "For those of you just
> boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat.
> Remember,
> there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and
> relaxing journey with us today."
>
> As the mother began to smile, the child added:
> "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay,
> please see the fat bitch in the kitchen."
>
son
> playing with his new electric train in the living room.
>
> She heard the train stop and her son saying: "All of you
> bastards who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last
stop!
> And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train,
> cause
> we're going down the tracks".
> The horrified mother went in and told her
> son: "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you
> to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out,
you
> may
> play with train,but I want you to use nice language."
>
> Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
with
> his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say:
"All
> passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all
of
> your belongings with you.
>
> We thank you for traveling with us today and hope your trip was a
pleasant
> one. "
> She hears the little boy continue: "For those of you just
> boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat.
> Remember,
> there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and
> relaxing journey with us today."
>
> As the mother began to smile, the child added:
> "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay,
> please see the fat bitch in the kitchen."
>