Are Cluchies insecure?

I thing You should be asking
Are real Dubs Insecure,
Look a the posts about Your beloved Joe some Dubs resent the fact he made it because of the area he was born in Dublin,
Others Dubs from a different background resent the fact when the came up against him he got the better of them,
Some Dubs think because of where he was born he should have let them win the argument,But found out Joe Was Made of Better Stuff''
Some Dubs look down on there own and tip there hats/flags to what they think is there Betters/Masters,
 
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Same in a lot of cities, North side (norries) /South side in Cork as well as a debate on the new suburbs as to whether or not they are part of the city or towns in their own right. I lived north of the Thames in London for 10 years and to me, south of the river, once you went away from the touristy bits, was a bit "odd".
 
Rural villages have been devastated by the influx of undocumented Dubs of military age. None of these have been vetted and are replacing the native population. Build a wall and make Dublin pay for it (pays for most things anyway).
 
Nearly all Dubs have culchie blood in them. That will, or course, lead to some insecurity.
The insecure Dubs are the ones who have been intermarrying within there own county, you know the type all holiday in the same location,

;)The ones with a dash of new breeding are not insecure and go holidaying with there fellow countrymen/woman, ;)
 
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Dublin will be happy to pay for it if it keeps the culchies out
too late they are already outnumbered,
Dublin Culchies living inside the pale would be happy to build that wall to stop the Remigration of jackeens back inside the pale,
As Purple pointed out it is a Jackeen living outside the pale who has a problem been called a Culchie,
If for some reason he got back inside the pale again he would soon want to leave there are more real Jackeens living outside the pale than inside
at this stage,
 
Don't worry. Anyone in Dublin will be required to swear on oath of loyalty while wearing a Dublin GAA jersey, or Shels\Bohs\Pats\Rovers jersey.
Or at least a Leinster jersey.
No true culchie could endure that without revealing themselves. Like a vampire and holy water.

And either stripped of Dublinship or deported, depending on how bolshie/culchie they get.

First step is a directly elected Dublin mayor.
Then the borders of Dublin will expand to reflect actual presence of Dubs.
Give me a sec to dig out on old map of The Pale...
 
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Most of the players who won all Irelands for Dublin are what I would call real Dubs first generation Dubs,it is ex-tremely un common for a true dub to make in on to a Dublin county team and the few who made it on to the team married outside the pale, much like encountering a red squirrel in an area dominated by gray squirrels,
 
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The thing about Dublin is - it's not really an Irish city. The Gaelic savages from the provinces played a minor role in its development compared to the Vikings, Anglo Normans, Huguenots – and later the English who built all the nice areas we want to live in when we come into money.

The Pale Ditch and fortifications like Carrickmines Castle did a good job in keeping the wild red-heads from stealing cattle - and women. It was only after "independence" that the invasion of culchies to take up civil service, teaching, Garda and Clergy jobs began in earnest. (They included my father – who, thankfully had the good sense to marry a native Dubliner of Viking stock. Which makes me mixed-race I suppose.)

Anyway, the best, most detailed and comprehensive history of Ireland from a true Dubliner's point of view can be found below:
*Warning: Culchies are harmed in the making of this film.
 
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Nah, nonsense. From the opening scene featuring a red London Transport double-decker to the use of Chavvy phrases like "well hard", the film stinks of British influences.

Before the arrival of the various invaders and savages from near and far, we had established for ourselves an Island of Saints and Scholars, based on the influence of a single Welshman, sold into slavery here. He set the rot in, spreading Christianity around the island, back into Great Britain and onwards into Europe.

This destroyed the civilisation based on the uniquely Irish Brehon laws that had us lead the world in far-sightedness, equality and justice. Scrap all the foreign influences immediately and go back to what we were are in our hearts and souls, a truly civilised, devolved, world-leading nation-state.

Re-educate yourselves after millennia of foreign propaganda

I thank you
 
As someone who was forcibly moved to Greystones for his teenage years, I can fully empathise with that person
My understanding was and is today that if your house phone number is in the 01 directory you're not a culchie :)
The reason Purple and his red Squirrel friend feel Insecure is Most 01 directory phone numbers now belong to Culchies
what used to be known as the Dub due to competition from people all over Ireland and beyond are moving out of Dublin
to other Counties most fit in and become part of the community
As Purple Pointed There are a Few who for whatever reason do not fit in And like a good Dub Purple has coined a new Pejorative Term
to describe them (Cluchies)
Purple ask
Are Cluchies insecure?
Yes Cluchies are very insecure,
 
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