A Wife's prayer

  • Thread starter Leatherarse
  • Start date
L

Leatherarse

Guest
Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man , love to forgive him , patience for his moods , because if I pray for strength lord ,I will beat the f**ker to death. :lol
 
Re: Poor Leatherxxxx's Wife

That poor woman (martyr) you'd have to feel sorry for her.
 
Re: Poor Leatherxxxx's Wife

Sue, It is probably the prayer of 98% of wives :b
 
Re: Poor Leatherxxxx's Wife

pray for wisdom to understand my man , love to forgive him , patience for his moods

Let me get this straight. This is the woman praying????
Are women seriously concerned that men are difficult to understand and prone to mood swings?

Surely not!!!

-Rd
 
beating

If a man was to suggest a beating for his girlfirend / wife here, I bet the female reaction would be very very hostile. One law for them, another for us...
 
Re: beating

Ah, lighten up, mcullen... ;)
Here — Happy Christmas!
 
Re: beating

Ladies & Lads, as the heading says "A wifes prayer" she also prays to understand her Man. I only submitted it , I overheard Suellen saying the prayer :p
 
Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.



The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said,



"It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
 
Back
Top