4 Japanese banks collapse

[AlastairSC]

Origami Bank has folded
Sumo Bank of Japan has gone belly up
Karaoke Bank is being sold and is going for a song
Bonsai Bank is cutting back some of its branches


(heard on Nob Nation)

 

[Chocks away]

The AaH Soh Banks funds have disappeared down Japan's ever widening economic black hole

 

[Pique318]

Get yer coats...both of ye !!

 

[AlastairSC]

Why - have we pulled? ;-)

 

[Chocks away]

Oh f**k! What will I do? The wee machine in the ladies is jammed. We'll if you never take a chance you'll never break your neck. Talk later Sinead. I'll tell you ALL tomorrow.

 

[Westbound]

And there's something fishy going on a the Sushi Bank.
The shares in the Kamikaze bank have taken a nose dive, whilst top execs in the Bank of Karate are for the chop.