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lazyboy02
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After attending the funeral of a Welsh mouse killed by an eighty
> > > year old lady with a broom, three mice, one from England, one from
> > > Scotland and one from Ireland, are sitting at a bar trying to
> > > impress each other with how tough they are.
> > >
> > > The English mouse throws down a shot of bourbon, slams the empty
> > > glass onto the bar, turns to the Scottish mouse and says, "When I
> > > see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot.
> > > When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it
> > > twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the
> > > cheese."
> > >
> > > The Scottish mouse orders up two shots of tequila, drinks them
> > > down one after the other, slams both glasses onto the bar, turns
> > > to the English mouse and replies, "Oh yeah? When I see rat poison,
> > > I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder,
> > > and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz
> > > going for the rest of the day."
> > >
> > > The English mouse and the Scottish mouse then turn to the Irish
> > > mouse.
> > >
> > > The Irish mouse finishes the beer he has in front of him, lets out
> > > a
>long
> > > sigh and says to the two, "I don't have time for this bullsh*t. I
> > > gotta
>go
> > > home and shag the cat."
> > > year old lady with a broom, three mice, one from England, one from
> > > Scotland and one from Ireland, are sitting at a bar trying to
> > > impress each other with how tough they are.
> > >
> > > The English mouse throws down a shot of bourbon, slams the empty
> > > glass onto the bar, turns to the Scottish mouse and says, "When I
> > > see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot.
> > > When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it
> > > twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the
> > > cheese."
> > >
> > > The Scottish mouse orders up two shots of tequila, drinks them
> > > down one after the other, slams both glasses onto the bar, turns
> > > to the English mouse and replies, "Oh yeah? When I see rat poison,
> > > I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder,
> > > and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz
> > > going for the rest of the day."
> > >
> > > The English mouse and the Scottish mouse then turn to the Irish
> > > mouse.
> > >
> > > The Irish mouse finishes the beer he has in front of him, lets out
> > > a
>long
> > > sigh and says to the two, "I don't have time for this bullsh*t. I
> > > gotta
>go
> > > home and shag the cat."