People who will drive into a lake of water on a road, even though there is a queue of traffic beyond the water, who are forced to sit there, and who then are so surprised when their car cuts out and can't be restarted.
Walking on sugar.
Those awful smiling people - her at the window with a glass of wine, him, in his bare feet, chopping chillies, grinning back at her - that we used to see advertising the " Launch of a Prestigious New Development, nestled in the heart of the country, but only a short stroll from the bustling town centre "