Technical support query

ClubMan

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Dear Technical Support
18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2,which
I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently
conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and
run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.
Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better.

A shareware program, Party Girl 2.1, which I tried, had many bugs and
left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several
weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same
time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other,
they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I then upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon
had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0.
While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come
bundled with FreeS € x Plus and Cleanhouse 2002.

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very
unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored
in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months
later when I had forgotten about them.
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail Filter, and can,
without warning, Launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products have
no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring
ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to
be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child
processes that drain my resources. These conflict with some of the new
games I wanted to try out, warning me that they are an illegal operation.

Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often
crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with a rather annoying pop-up called
Mother-In-Law, which can't be turned off.

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be
problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0
detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money files before
uninstalling itself.

Any ideas?
 
Stay single and join a good football club like Pat's! Might entail paying for your own haircuts but will probably work out cheaper in the long run!
 
I'd reformat your hard disk and wait for Asian Bride 2004 to come out next Spring.
I've been advised that it is far more system compatible than the other product ranges you've been using.
 
Stay single and join a good football club like Pat's! Might entail paying for your own haircuts but will probably work out cheaper in the long run!

And run the risk of ending up looking like [broken link removed] :eek

[broken link removed]

Naw thanks - I'll take my chances with marriage and Bohs... :lol
 
"I'd reformat your hard disk and wait for Asian Bride 2004 to come out next Spring. "

I would be wary of this as there is a particular strain of a trojan horse virus known as 'Lady Boy of Bangkok' that's been known to eminate from Asia....really nasty nightmarish type....huuuuaaagh
 
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