Rooney available to play away from home !

Sick of all these footballers dragging the game into disrepute.

Prostitution used to be such a respectable profession...
 
There was a poll of the best one liners in sport. Peter crouch won.
When asked what he most likely be if he did not become a footballer he replied "A virgin"
 
Wonder will Ferguson let him play tomorrow. Everton fans would only love it!
 
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