Obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD) -small time

[Caveat]

Also

Eight for a wish
Nine for a kiss
Ten for a time of joyous bliss.

...and wasn't it:

eleven for indie rock music
twelve for constipation
thirteen for relief and laxative jubilation?

(maybe I dreamt that)

 

[rmelly]

Could you kindly explain how I am supposed to achieve that??

hair transplant? wig/rug/toupee?

 

[Simeon]

I'm seeing six different psychiatrists for my compulsive comparison shopping problem.

If there was a bogof deal doing the rounds ........ you'd only have to pay three of them. (Terms and condtions apply. These do not affect your staturtory rights to keep coming here until your bank balance is depleted and you've been retired to Bedlam). Lets hear from Smashbox. YEH!

 

[Simeon]

I thought tugging your forelock and saying 'I tug my forelock at thee' cancelled out the sorrow of seeing one?

Could you kindly explain how I am supposed to achieve that??

A word of caution here ......... leave your eye lashes/brows alone. Otherwise you will be entering the realm of trichotillomania.

 

[Smashbox]

If there was a bogof deal doing the rounds ........ you'd only have to pay three of them. (Terms and condtions apply. These do not affect your staturtory rights to keep coming here until your bank balance is depleted and you've been retired to Bedlam). Lets hear from Smashbox. YEH!

I'm sure theres a few people here who will be a shoulder to cry on for free!!!