Humphreys blesses new Garda Armed Response Unit in Cavan.

[mathepac]

Did you hear about the new Garda armed response unit in Ceavan?

Humphreys has insisted that if they shoot you they come looking for the bullets back

 

[odyssey06]

It's like the film I Went Down... each bullet costs 100 quid.

 

[Betsy Og]

Which type of blessing did she use?, was it of the one true faith??

(She's from the most protestant village in the 26, appropriately enough called Drum........)

 

[mathepac]

Benedictions are not the sole preserve of Catholics or even the Government or other ministers or clergy. Some people are blessed with athletic powers, artistic abilities or the gift of the gab. Humphreys blessed the new unit with the power to charge ordinary decent criminals and others for the cost of shooting them, a very Ceavan thing to do.

 

[time to plan]

Couldn't they just invoice the deceased person's next of kin for the bullet like they do in China?