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> >>> > >A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of
> >>> > >course,
> the
> >>> > >wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of
> >>> > >the
> >>> >biggest
> >>> > >house adjacent to the course.
> >>> > >The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll
> >>> > >have to
> go
> >>up
> >>> > >there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy
> >>> > >drive is
> >>> >going
> >>> > >to cost us."
> >>> > >So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A
> >>> > >warm
> >>> >voice
> >>> > >said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the
> >>> > >damage
> that
> >>> >was
> >>> > >done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle
> >>> > >was
> >>lying
> >>> > >on its side near the pieces of window glass. A man reclining on
> >>> > >the
> >>couch
> >>> > >asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"
> >>> > > "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband
> >>> > >replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank
> >>> > >you. You see,
> >>I'm
> >>> >a
> >>> > >genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand
years.
>
> >>> > >Now
> >>> >that
> >>> > >you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll
> >>> > >give you
> >>each
> >>> > >one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for
> >>> > >myself."
> >>> > >
> >>> > >"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and
> blurted
> >>> > >out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my
life."
>
> >>> > >"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least
> >>> > >can do.
> >>And
> >>> > >I'll guarantee you a long,healthy life!"
> >>> > >"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
> >>> > >"I'd
> like
> >>> >to
> >>> > >own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in
> >>> > >the
> >>> >world,"
> >>> > >she said.
> >>> > >"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always
> >>> > >be
> safe
> >>> > >from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
> >>> > >"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish,
genie?"
>
> >>> > >"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been
> >>> > >with
> a
> >>> > >woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex
> >>> > >with your wife." The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee,
> >>> > >honey,
>
> >>> > >you know we
> both
> >>> >now
> >>> > >have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?" She
> >>> > >mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're
> right.
> >>> > >Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what
> >>> > >about
> >>> >you,
> >>> > >honey?"
> >>> > >You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the
> >>> > >same
> for
> >>> > >you!"
> >>> > >So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the
> >>> > >rest of
> >>the
> >>> > >afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After
> >>> > >about
> >>> >three
> >>> > >hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked
> >>> > >directly into
> >>her
> >>> > >eyes and asked,
> >>> > >" How old are you and your husband?"
> >>> > >"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
> >>> > >"No Kidding," he said. "Thirty-five years old and both of you
> >>> > >still
> >>> >believe
> >>> > >in genies?"
> >>> > >course,
> the
> >>> > >wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of
> >>> > >the
> >>> >biggest
> >>> > >house adjacent to the course.
> >>> > >The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll
> >>> > >have to
> go
> >>up
> >>> > >there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy
> >>> > >drive is
> >>> >going
> >>> > >to cost us."
> >>> > >So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A
> >>> > >warm
> >>> >voice
> >>> > >said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the
> >>> > >damage
> that
> >>> >was
> >>> > >done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle
> >>> > >was
> >>lying
> >>> > >on its side near the pieces of window glass. A man reclining on
> >>> > >the
> >>couch
> >>> > >asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"
> >>> > > "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband
> >>> > >replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank
> >>> > >you. You see,
> >>I'm
> >>> >a
> >>> > >genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand
years.
>
> >>> > >Now
> >>> >that
> >>> > >you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll
> >>> > >give you
> >>each
> >>> > >one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for
> >>> > >myself."
> >>> > >
> >>> > >"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and
> blurted
> >>> > >out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my
life."
>
> >>> > >"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least
> >>> > >can do.
> >>And
> >>> > >I'll guarantee you a long,healthy life!"
> >>> > >"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
> >>> > >"I'd
> like
> >>> >to
> >>> > >own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in
> >>> > >the
> >>> >world,"
> >>> > >she said.
> >>> > >"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always
> >>> > >be
> safe
> >>> > >from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
> >>> > >"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish,
genie?"
>
> >>> > >"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been
> >>> > >with
> a
> >>> > >woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex
> >>> > >with your wife." The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee,
> >>> > >honey,
>
> >>> > >you know we
> both
> >>> >now
> >>> > >have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?" She
> >>> > >mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're
> right.
> >>> > >Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what
> >>> > >about
> >>> >you,
> >>> > >honey?"
> >>> > >You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the
> >>> > >same
> for
> >>> > >you!"
> >>> > >So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the
> >>> > >rest of
> >>the
> >>> > >afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After
> >>> > >about
> >>> >three
> >>> > >hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked
> >>> > >directly into
> >>her
> >>> > >eyes and asked,
> >>> > >" How old are you and your husband?"
> >>> > >"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
> >>> > >"No Kidding," he said. "Thirty-five years old and both of you
> >>> > >still
> >>> >believe
> >>> > >in genies?"